Posted on 28 August 2006 with categories: The Animatrix

Ah, CGI. Yet another style of animation, totally different from the others. This, however, doesn’t really mean that Final Flight of the Osiris is good. It’s actually the worst film so far.

See, the problem with Final Flight of the Osiris is that it has awesome graphics, but zero substance. Basically, what happens is a man and a woman are inside a mini-matrix, sparring with swords in sexy outfits when their ship suddenly gets attacked by robots. The rest of the film basically features lots of guns fired at these robots and the robots getting inside the ship and destroying it, causing as much explosions as possible in the process.

The action scenes it features also aren’t very exciting. The fight in the mini-matrix is basically two people stipping each other’s clothes off. The sound effects also made no sense at all. Swords cut way too easily through air. And even though the choreography looks interesting, it remains uninspired. The robots attacking the ship also aren’t very worthwile. Basically, we see lots of guns shooting and robots crawling, but nothing that looks impressive.

Also, sorry for the lack of screenshots. I played this one in a weird format which doesn’t support screenshots, and I only managed to take one of them before my computer started acting weird. And I’m not exactly motivated to spend time to this one.

3 Responses

  1. Null says:

    You missed the point of this short. It wasn’t meant to be thought provoking or deep, it was a bridge between the movies. Its been such a long time since Ive seen them, however movie 2 or 3 makes reference to the Osiris and that disk. On that disk is information about that giant Drill.

  2. boku youna says:

    Yeah agree with Null.
    You probably missed the point because you didn’t watch the third movie. The giant drill was the way the Sentinels used to attack Zion, and the attack of Zion is a huge chunk of the plot. This particular film might not be a parallel story in itself, but it probably contributed, however little, to the real story. The point is not in the love story or the plot, or the fighting. But the fact that the machines are going to attack Zion, and that the city must be warned.

  3. wolfsburg says:

    Final Flight of the Osiris is a bridge. If you actually go through these in order, watch The Matrix, then watch Final Flight of the Osiris, then play Enter the Matrix (video game that picks up right where Final Flight of the Osiris leaves off), then watch Matrix Reloaded, then watch Matrix Revolution and it all fits.

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  • Emma
    (Friday, Aug 1. 2014 11:06 AM)
    What gets me though is when I for example were to say “what did you think of perfect blue?”
    And someone says “Never heard of that, do you watch guilty crown?”
  • Emma
    (Friday, Aug 1. 2014 11:02 AM)
    Many light novel adaptations feel like low end 12 year old targeted action films, they also feel like terrible fanfiction.
  • K-Off
    (Friday, Aug 1. 2014 10:58 AM)
    Of course, Im saying that the appeal-to-age ratio happens most, not all of the time.
  • K-Off
    (Friday, Aug 1. 2014 10:57 AM)
    My bad, if it reads like I’m rambling, because it’s two AM and I’m tired as fuck.
  • K-Off
    (Friday, Aug 1. 2014 10:54 AM)
    @Emma When we had Bebop, the target demographic for that was much younger. Fast forward a decade, and the new younger audience doesn’t find the humor of Space Dandy,or the premise of Zannkyou no Terror very interesting. So those shows only remain relevant thanks to the likes of us, who grew up with similar shows. Since the new generation is a majority, it’s only logical to assume that it’s the reason why TiR and SD would get the backstage.
  • Emma
    (Friday, Aug 1. 2014 10:43 AM)
    Mindfuck time, artist for koe no katchi did the art for at least one Mardock scramble manga.
  • Emma
    (Friday, Aug 1. 2014 10:37 AM)
    @K-off: My view of Zannkyou is still up in the air but I was thinking the exact same thing as you were earlier about shows getting overshadowed as I watched it.
  • Emma
    (Friday, Aug 1. 2014 10:36 AM)
    @Jak: I was under the impression the sales for kamisama kiss were poor. Also new Boku dake chapter.
  • Emma
    (Friday, Aug 1. 2014 10:35 AM)
    @Wyatt: Someone else I can rely on to have seen Mardock scramble, another good oldskool style series, though drags in the middle. I got a bit bored with the sex in menemosyne though =< Mouryou no Hako I watched as it was being subbed…and it took ages.
  • WyattX
    (Friday, Aug 1. 2014 10:30 AM)
    @K-Off Seen it. All the shows I listed are ones that I’ve re-watched.

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